Together:    'There's a small hotel that we're wishing well,

Sue:           Remember? 

Ronnie:       Ah yes, I remember it well. 

Ronnie:       Do you remember the way I used to have all those affairs? 

 

                 (Rock a by baby plays in the background)

 

Sue:           Yes, they do say that pride goes before a fall,

                  And her father didn't like it at all.

 

Ronnie:       Remember the way we used to open those bazaars,

Sue:           To get a little cash,

Ronnie:       The tax man, don't be rash.

Sue:           I declared it, I swear it.

 

Together:     Here we are out of work again,

Sue:            Could try Emmerdale,

Ronnie:        Is the Street for sale?

Together:     Two ex-soap actors with no soap to sell,

                   and far too polite to say oh b............

 

Together:     Bye, bye Crossroads.

 

Sue:            No one really seems to understand us,

                  Or what hard luck stories they all hand us.

Together:     But, where there's life, there's always soap,

                  We'll be back in another we hope.

                  Crossroads, goodbye.

 

                  Crossroads, goodbye.

 

Ronnie:       There's always Dallas.

                  You could try Dynasty.

Sue:           Joan got their first.

Ronnie:       There's always the Wogan show. 

 

                  Say goodnight Gracie.